Expanding The Hobbit

Post your questions, ideas, hopes or dreams for the Hobbit movies.

Re: Expanding The Hobbit

Postby Odo Banks on Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:44 am

Eldorion, I certainly hope you're taking my seriousness seriously. You see, we Tolkien Fundamentalists are serious folk, far more serious than Liberals, Heathens, Purists and the rest of that ilk. In fact, the more serious we are the sillier we seem to others! It's an irony that the Truly Pure must live with!

I hope the above makes everything clear.

Odo
User avatar
Odo Banks
 
Posts: 836
Joined: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:21 am

Re: Expanding The Hobbit

Postby Gandalfs Beard on Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:42 pm

Odo, Stop... :lol: :lol: :lol: ...my spleen can't take anymore. You don't want me to pee all over myself and electrocute myself with my wet laptop do you? ;)

(Though come to think of it, that could be a Fundie Terror tactic :mrgreen: )

GB
"It is like a finger pointing at the moon. Pay no attention to the finger or you will miss all that Heavenly Glory" -- Bruce Lee
User avatar
Gandalfs Beard
Moderator
 
Posts: 1353
Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:17 pm
Location: Gandalfs chin

Re: Expanding The Hobbit

Postby Odo Banks on Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:01 pm

Fundie Terror! That's a good idea GB (at least, coming from a Tolkien Heathen, that is). Does anyone remember that skit of Monty Python's about the Lethal Joke that the Brits inflicted on the Germans? I wonder if a Tolkien Fundamentalist might not use such a Weapon? It's difficult to imagine any kind of Fundamentalist (deliberately) coming out with anything funny, though. And you would have to be pretty careful about how you went about making a weapon like that too. (Joke resistant gloves, perhaps?) And would any kind of Fundamentalist know it was a joke anyway?

Odo
User avatar
Odo Banks
 
Posts: 836
Joined: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:21 am

Re: Expanding The Hobbit

Postby Odo Banks on Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:13 pm

I've had a revelation (of sorts). Let's put Old Man Willow, Tom Bombadil and The Barrow-wights in The Hobbit Movie! Very PJ, I think! Those scenes might fit well in The Hobbit especially 'feel-wise', and it would be in keeping with the LOTR movie-making mentality .

Odo
User avatar
Odo Banks
 
Posts: 836
Joined: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:21 am

Previous

Return to The Hobbit Movies

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

cron